This Guy is Totally Getting Laid Despite Being Bald

I wish someone could say this right to Obama's face.

Daniel Hamman, if you're reading this, you can stay at my house. But not in my bed. That's where Bowie sleeps. Not the rock star, my dog.

Seriously, though, PM Gordon Brown needed a swift ass kicking. I hope he went home, took all the DVD's Obama gave him, and threw them at the wall, angrily. I hope he threw "Psycho" and broke it, and then started watching Grapes of Wrath as a reminder of the Great Depression. Instead, he probably just drank some whisky, put on his kilt, and played a melancholy tune on his bagpipe - one entitled, "O England Motherwhore, Suck on the Tit of this Scotsman".

P.S. Brown is Scottish.