Football has inspired me to start working out again. Only because I am hopeful that my Bishop will let us play powder puff again. Yes, I know, he banned the Newport Coast ward ladies from playing due to uninsured players. But I have a plan. Notarized waivers from legalzoom.com. You don't have insurance? The ward is not responsible! I think we should have these at the border for illegal immigrants, but that's another topic for another day.

I am going to work out with the positive attitude that I am training for Game Day. I am using The Secret. I have already thanked the Lord for our victorious win against Pierside. What's that? Five sacks? Wonderful.

I love football.